clusterfuck

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

by Johnsmith1010101 March 28, 2011

Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.

Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."

by NeverFearTheTurkIsHere April 28, 2010

clusterfucking

too many people not enough brains

with the whole office in on the project the clusterfucking began

by Jester December 24, 2002

clusterfuck

When events spiral out of control; when two or more events occur at the same time.

My car was totaled, my husband was arrested, and I can't bail him out. Man, what a clusterfuck!

by TGob December 28, 2005

clusterfuck

Marine slang -- A clusterfuck was any group of Marines big enough to draw enemy fire, or several Marines close enough together to be wounded by the same incoming round. More generically, a clusterfuck was something that was all screwed up. Whenever three or more CAP Marines gathered in the open, talking or working on something, somebody was sure to call out "clusterfuck!" and one or more guys would walk away.

4 Marines were killed in a giant clusterfuck.

by RobOfDayton September 29, 2005

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

clusterfuck

To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.

Dammit, I got clusterfucked today.

by MoonKnight December 25, 2002