"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.
Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof
by zhobo October 16, 2017
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The sound that comes from a chrome cold air system, on a car, as the throttle body is quickly opened.
I let my boys hear my Mustang with the hood popped an when i hit the gas petal real fast the engine went "choof"
by RT out of Lakeland October 29, 2003
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1.Nick Cloherty is gonnah rape Ben Deacon up the choof =D

2.ben deacon & nick cloherty likes choof

3.ben deacon likes it up the choof
by FUCK U!! August 13, 2008
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Australian slang for leaving or departing.
Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!
by Plennygoodspelleh? February 7, 2014
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Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.
The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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