The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.
Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.
Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.
Example:
Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-
Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-
by Oskarmandude1 November 17, 2010
A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.
Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.
Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.
Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
by YoItsNat March 1, 2017
what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."
That is "pot calling the kettle black"
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."
That is "pot calling the kettle black"
by vouguey February 24, 2008
Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.
by Hopeisthefutureofman October 14, 2012
The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.
Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?
Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz
Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Person Number 3: *facepalm*
Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz
Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Person Number 3: *facepalm*
by NinjaJ10 May 6, 2012
The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.
Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.
Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!
*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*
Fanbase:
OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!
MWthr3 4 lyphe!
lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!
*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*
Fanbase:
Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!
This game Blows!
COD sucks!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fanbase:
OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!
MWthr3 4 lyphe!
lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!
*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*
Fanbase:
Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!
This game Blows!
COD sucks!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by NovaXP July 7, 2012