A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;
A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;
An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;
An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
by Missfits December 08, 2012
Get the brettmug. by brettshairline May 07, 2018
Get the brettmug. by nicksabeast December 17, 2014
Get the brettmug. a very ugly girl that gets NO guys and is so RUDE AND MEAN! has no friends or has friends that hate her. not usually the smartest girl and always talked badly about behind her back
Jessica: That girl is all alone, lets go talk to her!
Julie: Ew NO that is a brett
Jessica: Ewwwwww never mind!!
Julie: That is why she is all alone!
Jessica: GOT IT!! lets go
Julie: Ew NO that is a brett
Jessica: Ewwwwww never mind!!
Julie: That is why she is all alone!
Jessica: GOT IT!! lets go
by lollipop123445 July 22, 2010
Get the brettmug. A new tactic related to the game halo 3 where two players are caught in a sword fight and one of them wusses out and throws a sticky.
by Nayomishett July 29, 2009
Get the brettmug. brett has a small dick and is a bad motherfucker who likes a girl called lauren.brett wishes he could fuck lauren but he can't because he has a small dick
by john wick123333309876543 October 01, 2018
Get the brettmug. a hoe and an idiot. has multiple “back up plans” and is a loser in general. no one knows how any one is even friends with him or likes him.
by Isaisdabomb June 16, 2019
Get the brettmug.