brake happy 

A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."

brake happy by westfalia January 15, 2010

Brake check to v-tec 

When ones tailgating you so close you can not see their headlights. You proceed to slam on your brakes then immediately punch the throttle entering v-tec.

Ole J was driving along an old kentuky road when out of nowhere "someone" proceeds to tailgate him. Ole J's first reaction was to brake check to v-tec this guy and leave him in his dust.

Brake check to v-tec by NA&CH August 14, 2009

Brake Hugger 

When your driving and you can see the person obviously is diving with one foot on thee gas and one foot on the brake.

when your driving and the person in front of you keeps hitting their brakes and you have to keep stomping on your brake just to prevent from hitting them

I wish this damn brake hugger would just turn already!

Brake Hugger by TheRealSuperGuy February 25, 2011

Brake Fart 

The sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling.

Man... I was at the light next to this BEAST of a semi... the light turned green and the BRAKE FART that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!

Brake Fart by Bonemanrides October 11, 2016

Brake my chest 

A sexual phrase used in a fortnite p2isthename video by a crazy female fortnite player.

You can brake my chest any night babie

Brake my chest by The strange meaning finder October 16, 2019

brake the seal 

When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.

Nooo! Don't brake the seal! Try to hold it.

brake the seal by teshhhh August 17, 2010

brake job

To fuck a good girl who does not like anal. While doing so, you must place her in the doggy-style position and fuck her vaginally until the moment just before reaching climax. Hence, the name, "brake job". After stopping and making her think you have blown your load already, you must then pull out and slam it in her ass. Remember to be quick...and accurate. Most guys only get one chance. but there have been exceptions. Hold on tight and finish fuckig her until you bust your nut right in her anal cavity. Then, and only then, will you join the ranks of the brake job elite.

Nigga' knew she was a slut, so he had his boy hide in the closet to videotape the attempted brake job. Once he got in her ass, she went crazy and got away. She hit the door quicker than a baby fetus out of my potato gun. He is not a brake job master.

brake job by Jon Mundy September 14, 2007