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Blasecking 

The act of ferociously rubbing ones butthole creating extreme friction. Sometimes causing the anus to become painfully charred.
Oh my God!! This old guy is blasecking himself in the middle of the street! I can see the smoke rising from his butthole.

Dude? Are you blasecking yourself in there?

If you mess up I am going to give you a real hard blasecking!
Blasecking by Melonater April 26, 2013
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blaseball 

Blaseball is a splort. You can participate in the cultural event of Blaseball at Blaseball.com
Rejoice. Play ball.
— The Blaseball Gods
blaseball by Blaseball fan August 22, 2020
Someone of mixed african and asian ancestry; technically, that would make him/her afrasian, but blasian is easier to say
Tier Woods is a blasian.
blasian by Super Guy February 9, 2004
Being uninterested due to the matter being overexposed.(unconcerned)
I felt blasé to the fact that I had to clean my room.
blasé by Denis Kabistan September 21, 2005
"Youch! My balaskin is tore up!!!"

"Look Out, Get that hot poker away from my balaskin!"

"Dude, your balaskin is bleeding, Youch!"

"My balaskin is beautiful!"
balaskin by Steven H Mills December 20, 2009

blaschke 

A fantastic, internationally recognized super-child, with combined talents consisting of your greatest fear, and Chuck Norris
Blaschke is closely related to your mother
blaschke by TheModestMouse January 2, 2010
A very average city located in the state of Chhattisgarh, India, known for its lackluster appeal and unremarkable features. Bilaspur is notorious for its overwhelming population of emo boys, who seem to roam the streets in disproportionate numbers. Additionally, the city is plagued by a worrisome abundance of rabies-infected street dogs, making casual strolls a questionable endeavor.

The term "normie" is used to refer to a citizen of Bilaspur, reflecting the city's overall lack of uniqueness or standout qualities. Bilaspur is home to numerous Nibba-nibbi hotspots, as referred to in the local slang, which are locations favored by lovey-dovies seeking romantic moments.

One of the distinguishing characteristics of Bilaspur is its perpetually overflowing sewage system, which, despite frequent reconstruction efforts, reverts to its problematic state within a few weeks. This unfortunate reality poses a significant challenge for maintaining cleanliness and hygiene in the city.

Due to its unimpressive ambiance and various drawbacks, Bilaspur is highly not recommended as a travel destination. Visitors are advised to explore alternative cities in the region for a more rewarding experience.
"Mayank, I heard you're planning a trip to Bilaspur, but trust me, you should reconsider. It's just your run-of-the-mill city with emo boys and rabid dogs everywhere, and the sewage situation is beyond belief. Save yourself the disappointment and choose a more appealing destination instead."
Bilaspur by aayush42069 May 16, 2023