A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up asshole snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"
Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"
Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"
Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"
Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"
Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"
Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
by Kevin Baines March 15, 2006
an urbanized boater (or son of a boater/daughter of a boater) that knows how to find the inner power to rage his/her ass off and stretch it into an existence and ride it out like a BoaterCruiser series ship till fading out over the seas' horizons
UB3 - "dude tell him about how you're gonna roll!"
UB1 - "i'm gonna drop 2 and rage my ass off . . . hit up maydaze and bounce off the walls . . . dojo down at an afterparty . . . drive to the woods and pass out under the trees . . . wake up, build a raginboaterbonfire, light it and they will come, smash down beers till we drop hopefully in the arms of a lady . . . and fade out the weekend!"
UB2 - "what an urban boater!"
UB1 - "i'm gonna drop 2 and rage my ass off . . . hit up maydaze and bounce off the walls . . . dojo down at an afterparty . . . drive to the woods and pass out under the trees . . . wake up, build a raginboaterbonfire, light it and they will come, smash down beers till we drop hopefully in the arms of a lady . . . and fade out the weekend!"
UB2 - "what an urban boater!"
by boater brigade May 3, 2008
Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.
I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.
by QuacksO November 17, 2021
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