blung blong

better than bling bling

I gots the blung blong homeslice.

by benji September 15, 2004

Blong

too hung up of a bitch

that blong is too blonged over her ex .

by niggamasterxxx April 08, 2025

Blong

Secret code between boys when they need to go to the pub when with there girlfriends!

Guy 1* "blong?"
guy 2* "yeah 10mins"

by Dirty lil smigel July 13, 2011

Blong

To cum in a femboy

person 1: Last night i blonged dude!
person 2: who did you blong?
Person 1: Drake

by drakesbaby October 07, 2021

captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection

What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!

by DontTackMyBack January 04, 2018

Blong

Blong is a word commonly used to describe someone who believes their father is able to do absolutely anything.

"Declan you're such a Blong"

by GarlicMayo1983 April 01, 2024

Blong

Blong is a very calm and understanding person. He can make you feel better just by talking to him. He might have some problems understanding empathy and emotions, but if you're a good friend of his, he really does care about your wellbeing. Blong is a pretty funny and weird person, but he doesn't mind. If you open up to him about something, he will try to understand you and probably will just respond with a, "nice". Overall, he's a pretty dope guy.

Person: Bro, Blong is dope.

by DongoLookinSelf February 18, 2019