When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
by MisterF15ter April 4, 2018
by Blastoise King March 26, 2006
by Ballin Colin June 30, 2011
When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 2, 2018
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