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Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ 

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
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Cock and ball torture 

the act of torturing the cock and balls
what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that

Cock and Ball Torture 

The most euphoric experience one can ever have. The universes most divine pleasure is bestowed upon those who permit in this behaviour. One can only truly find pleasure once they receive {Cock and Ball Torture].
I was given cock and ball torture by jack Cordell and I reached a state of ecstasy so great that my scrotum burst.

cock-n-ball politics 

any type of politics that is equivalent to the gesture of grabbing your cock and balls as a show of brute masculinity and power.
"The americans have once again managed to piss off most of the world with their cock-n-ball politics concerning(insert international political issue here)."

COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO 

COCK AND BALL TOUTURE IS BACK BABY AND ITS COMING FOR URBAN DICTIONARY
COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO IS SO COOL

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? 

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.