by Marcus Greenwood August 1, 2006
The craziest school you could think of. Almost everyone there is retarded. People who graduate from there have fake diplomas. It is run by a power hungry principal with an ego problem. The kids are supervised after school by a pedophile loser named Paul who will never make it in the real world, with a real job. Most people that attend there are clueless about things. Some are so out of it they don't know what's going on outside they're own head, if there's anything in their head, that is. There is the real world, and then, there is Avalon.
I had the unfortunate chance of experiencing this hell hole first hand, and in this time I came across people who never stop talking, people who never talk at all, and people who attempt to talk but are utterly incoherent. There were also many petty thieves, whores, pedophiles, back stabbers, and just plain spazzes.
by Wouldn't you like to know? April 6, 2005
an enjoyable, yet flatulent companion. one who is depicted with amazingly long hair, with a face so hideous that it makes small children cry. However through her beastly features lies a beautiful soul...though one might not think it on first impressions
person 1:"Eww! who is that person?"
person 2:"Leave her alone...you never know they might be an avalon..."
person 2:"Leave her alone...you never know they might be an avalon..."
by alletse January 14, 2010
Mickey Avalon, sometimes called "The Ave" is a former male prostitute/street hustler turned glam-rapper from hollywood, California.
by mickey fresh March 14, 2007
The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.
Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."
While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."
While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
by Hey Pocky Way April 6, 2009
A lifestyle of excess in liquid income obtained by a much older, rich friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or elder family member or members where one goes around just living the life where every day is a vacation and every night is a party.
"I haven't seen YOU in a while. What are you doing these days?"
"I'm just livin' the Avalon lifestyle. There is no other life."
"I'm just livin' the Avalon lifestyle. There is no other life."
by Jmaru June 1, 2005
Avalon is one of the most beautiful places on earth. On the island of Catalina Island, which is approximatley 26 miles from Long Beach. Cruise ships stop there a good precentage of the year. They only have golf carts and electric cars with the exception of one or two cars.
by BobbyMadisonW January 13, 2011