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Alaskan Pipeline 

n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.
... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...

Alaskan Pipeline 

Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.
She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.
Alaskan Pipeline by 9191 July 22, 2009

alaskan pipeline 

When one "mate" shits in aluminum foil, places it in the freezer, or out side on a cold day, and inserts it in to the other "mates" rectal area to perform pleasure. The frozen piece of tundra replaces the old dildo for something more jagged and cool. *hint: try eating corn, peanuts, and fiber before defecating into the foil for extra ribbed. This maneuver can also be performed solo.
Ben was tired of the traditional dildo in his ass, so he convinced Josh to give him an alaskan pipeline instead. So that morning, Josh took a dumb in aluminum foil, froze it, and had hours of fun when they got off work.
alaskan pipeline by schmitty81 November 16, 2007

alaskan pipeline 

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.
That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.
alaskan pipeline by Napoaleon November 9, 2007

Alaskan Pipeline 

When you freeze a piece of shit and use it as an anal dildo.
My B.H. is sore from last nights Alaskan Pipeline party...and it broke off.

Alaskan Pipeline 

When a girl shits in a condom, freezes it and uses it as a dildo the next day.
Wanna see my Alaskan Pipeline?
No thanks
Alaskan Pipeline by AlphaRule21 October 30, 2020