Squid

v. 'to squid'. A sexual technique whereby immediately prior to the male's ejaculation the female's parent, boyfriend or other threat enters the room. The male then turns to face the intruder, ejaculating onto them, thereby creating a distraction and allowing an expedient getaway. From the method by which squid spray ink at predators to ease escape.
"I was boning this totally hot chick on her parent's kitchen table when they walked through the door. Luckily i squidded right on her dad before diving out the window"
by Johann S January 04, 2008
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Squid

A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.
hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.

I know mate, What a squid!
by stilltalkin November 27, 2016
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Squidely

A word used to describe something in a good way.
That hat is extremely squidely.
by Spenceroo January 21, 2010
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squid

Regional, Southeastern Michigan suburbs:

1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.

2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.

3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
He started wearing all black, funny glasses and Chucks; he's really gone squid!
by charlie green December 19, 2003
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Squid

Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)
by Stuie999 October 19, 2008
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squid

In surfing or skateboarding, an inexperienced person, a newbie, a beginner.
That squid can't even ollie.
by pseudonym2373 October 25, 2008
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Squide

When a person shits and pisses at the same time.
Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.
by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009
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