Fluke

a fluke is a "flying luke" This is when anyone named Luke is airborne in any way.

Luke has never flown before. If he did, it'd be a fluke.

by Tartarsaws March 12, 2015

Fluke

A woman of loose morals who performs sex acts for monetary compensation.

The Georgetown football team hired a fluke to entertain the thirty players after the championship game.

by B. Sanders March 5, 2012

the fluke

when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.

Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."

by Pony Up January 27, 2008

Fluking

The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.

I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!

by Gronaudden March 5, 2012

Fluke

A way of learning from your physical mistakes.

Fluke could be another way of saying trial and error.

by SomeoneNew August 15, 2011

Fluking

Fluking is a commonly used term to take the place of pretty much anything.

It is spelled fluking not flukeing

Get your fluke wet
Fluke me
Thats fluking awesome
Thats the hardest fluke ive ever seen.
Fluke all day i dont give a fluke
Lyndsey likes to have fluking orgies with marissa
Chris loves to fluke around with his boyfriend.
Fluking rapidly is more effective
Do you enjoy sucking fluke?
Smell my fluke
Does my fluke still smell like tuna?
WHy is lyndseys hair so fluking red
Your fluke is unusually sticky.
Lyndsey needs to fluking stop saying teehee
Chris really needs to stop fluking his rubber chicken
That was a good one^
fag

by Chris, Lyndsey, Marissa February 8, 2009

fluke

BAD! extremely bad. never ever have something be a fluke. it would be bad.

i had some flukey sex last night. i was pretty upset with it.

by moooooo! June 24, 2006