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peeps in a blanket 

An unlikely but delicious combination of peeps wrapped in freshly cooked bacon, invented by James Newland at Biola University.
Man, I gotta get me some peeps in a blanket!

SHIT TO A BLANKET 

To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.
1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
SHIT TO A BLANKET by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007

Frank At A Bank 

An event causing all operations at a financial institution to cease being that the attentions and desires of all female employees have been diverted by the presence of a gentleman.
Lame Dude #1: What's going on, yo? All the girlies are ignoring us and all throwing themselves at that one dude over there.
Lame Dude #2: I know. The last time I saw something this was when there was a Frank At A Bank.

bear cubs fighting under a blanket 

When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.
"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."

Two Pigs in a Blanket 

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
β€œHey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
Two Pigs in a Blanket by Trpldckng October 26, 2018

sharing a blanket 

a term which refers to one person eating out the other
Joseph was sharing a blanket with julia