This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!
Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .
by JohannesThat November 25, 2016
A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!
Johann is better than Marcus.
by I know you johann July 26, 2018
by 8bitlover January 27, 2009
by A smart child February 23, 2018
Johann is that one friend that will never be a friend. He learned communication from his diplomat dad, but has plans to use it with the worst purpose. He also likes to cut something. I highly recommend not talking to any Johann if you enjoy being alive.
- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !
by Yuxraal May 28, 2023
Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.
by Der Gerät October 5, 2023
Johann is so fantastic. He’s very confident and extroverted but he’s also gentle and understanding. He is a wonderful boyfriend and takes the time to make you feel cared for and valued. He has fabulous hair and is very short. His dance moves will make you laugh but not as hard as his dad jokes will. If you have a johann as a friend, you’re very lucky. He will always care for you and is a rather sensitive person despite his confidence.
Person 1: who is that person dressed as a flamingo?
Person 2: oh that’s just Johann
Person 1: why?!
Person 2: it’s Friday of course!
Person 2: oh that’s just Johann
Person 1: why?!
Person 2: it’s Friday of course!
by TurkeyTuesday June 3, 2022