2 definitions by TurkeyTuesday

Flamingo

Johann is Flamingo. Flamingo is Johann. Every single friday, Johann dresses in head to toe flamingo clothing. He had done this for over four years. Therefore, he is one with the flock.

Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: I saw Johann in his flamingo wear so it must be Friday!

by TurkeyTuesday June 3, 2022

Johann

Johann is so fantastic. He’s very confident and extroverted but he’s also gentle and understanding. He is a wonderful boyfriend and takes the time to make you feel cared for and valued. He has fabulous hair and is very short. His dance moves will make you laugh but not as hard as his dad jokes will. If you have a johann as a friend, you’re very lucky. He will always care for you and is a rather sensitive person despite his confidence.

Person 1: who is that person dressed as a flamingo?
Person 2: oh that’s just Johann
Person 1: why?!
Person 2: it’s Friday of course!

by TurkeyTuesday June 3, 2022