Zeus, lord of all greek gods; and all time chubbo. Zeus lay around eating cheeseburger and lightning fries. Zeus is also the gay pc hacker that has red spots on his ass and plants viruses in pc's while blowing his ass off with a monster case of diarhorea. Zues, is also the all time champion of thing thing.
Zeus: Hey hades!
Hades: WHAT?!
Zeus: Wanna play thing thing? I bet i can beat you.
Hades: Hmmmm, yeh sure.
Zeus: Actually, on second thoughts no. MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
by OH GOD I NEED A CRAP! May 10, 2009
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When you bang a girl so hard you get a shock from the friction, and an explosion occurs inside her. This is how the majority of women end up in wheelchairs.
You should of seen it. I Zeus the shit out of that girl last night. Then had to take her to the hospital.. she didn't make it.
by thekillertickler November 1, 2011
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Johnny Kannis, the Greek-Australian singer of the legendary Sydney punk rock band, the Hitmen. He is the Greek God of garage-punk
Zeus and Klondike were really rockin' at that Hitmen show last night.
by Rattus cattus November 12, 2010
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King of the Greek Gods, NOT God of the Gods. The other Greek Gods did not worship Zeus.
by Fatesadvent October 23, 2006
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The act of going to a golf course (or any other large open field with relatively even elevation) during a thunderstorm butt-naked and lying flat with your back to the ground while having a long metal rod inserted into your urethra in the hopes that a lightning strike will connect with the conductive metal rod, and to your penis.
man 1:

"Did you hear? Uncle Trevor is dead.."
man 2:

"No what happened?!"
man 1:
"The crazy old man tried giving himself a "Zeus"! Paramedics said there was almost nothing left of him.."
man 2:
"Damn... thats one hell of a way to go..."
by 6Home-$lice9 July 7, 2022
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The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.
by RocktheJordan August 31, 2006
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The divine name of the leader of the ancient '''Greek''' pantheon; '''Not''' preserved by Roman Catholicism in the "Latin-derived bastardizations" of the Hebrew name Yeshua, and not adopted at all by Christianity.

The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish.

Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.
In Greece they spell Zeus, ''Dias''
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
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