An anxious, long, male member(penis) that provides extreme pleasure to the opposite sex.

The slang "Kenny Yardsale" was created @ The Edison.
B immediately dropped his pants in front of L revealing Kenny Yardsale. L immediately took hold of Kenny and began stroking him until he was sufficiently hard. L used her eager mouth on Kenny Yardsale until it became unbelievably stiff and ready to penetrate her moist, delicious vagina.
by Lisa L July 14, 2006
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A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.
I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.
by QT swaggy March 16, 2014
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Messing up a dangerous jump or trick. Like if you fucked up a huge jump on skis, or hit a bend wrong and crashed your mounts bike. It refers to the yard sale that your relatives would have to get rid of all your shit after you died.
For example: “Did you see that wipeout?! My man just yardsaled!”
Or “Have fun yardsaleing on that jump.”
by FATDOGHOURS October 27, 2021
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