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Yardsale 

n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break.

n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.

v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.
"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over!"

"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"
Yardsale by Brewheister February 12, 2010
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yardsale 

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place
when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.
yardsale by FormFaktor March 31, 2003

Yardsaleing

Messing up a dangerous jump or trick. Like if you fucked up a huge jump on skis, or hit a bend wrong and crashed your mounts bike. It refers to the yard sale that your relatives would have to get rid of all your shit after you died.
For example: “Did you see that wipeout?! My man just yardsaled!”
Or “Have fun yardsaleing on that jump.”
Yardsaleing by FATDOGHOURS October 27, 2021

yardsale 

when you bust a big load on someone in a master chief costume

Yard saled 

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.
That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled
Yard saled by YakA88 September 18, 2022

redneck yardsale 

A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.
I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.
redneck yardsale by QT swaggy April 23, 2014
Yardale is the school Gregory from South Park originally went to.
"Who are you kid?!"

"My name's Gregory. I just transfered from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average."