Cod: Warzone

A piece of shit game thats pretty decent, but it doesnt matter since all the players are sweaty tryhards, who jerk off to tentacle hentia, the game itself is alright, but the players want to to fucking rip my throat out my asshole.

Person 1: Have you played Cod: Warzone?
Person 2: Yeah I like it, but the players are sweaty 40 year olds, who will never succeed in life, they live with there grandma who just wants to fucking die.
Person 1: Wow tell me how you really fucking feel, jesus.

by TheSimpofSimpsons September 20, 2020

Warzone kid

Basically someone who hates on fortnite because it’s not dead yet and hasn’t gotten killed by any game.

John: hey you wanna play fortnite

Mike: nah I only play dead games I’m a warzone kid

by Warzone is gay September 25, 2020

Warzone player

Most likely a deadbeat hacker with no recoil control + biggest incels

Of course he get non he’s a fucking warzone player

by Grandsaga June 14, 2022

Warzone 2

ONe of the best if not the best COD BR to ever exist

I love playing Warzone 2 with my pretty good/not good friend ShinyLight-_-

by ROSE SKIN November 30, 2022

Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

by Jack Spank9049 March 29, 2021

hop on warzone 2

Hop on warzone 2 means to have an disembodied orgy with 100-300 people while you collect the cum piss shit and pussy juice to make some sort of energy drink to make them more horny and proceed to fuck each other in the ass for 7 hours and make a lasagna and then they eat it and that's when they get the children normally to 10 to 30 kids to create a child pornography video

Hey John wanna come hop on warzone 2
John: I'm always down man

by Ez dubs on warzone 2 January 22, 2023

call of duty warzone

The battle royale mode for Call of Duty Modern warfare

Friend 1: Wanna play fortnite?
Friend 2: Ew no, you should play Call of Duty Warzone!

by TMUhater99 April 13, 2020