the act of going to the bathroom and pooping, peeing, and ejaculating in the toilet, all in the same bathroom session.
by o.wang.a.tang October 24, 2013
by Thatguy_ November 14, 2017
by Southern Threat January 27, 2021
When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
The process of having a shit whilst masturbating and throwing up. The order does not matter as long as all three are accomplished in one session.
1. "OH DUDE! I just had a triple threat"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
by TheTripleThreat February 23, 2011
by beardedlady2010 August 2, 2011
Three exams in one day. This seldomly appears due to lack of school time remaining to finish everything for the semester. Effects of this event could lead students into bad hygene rage insanity insomnia or braindead/damage (zombiefied) Some have lived through this horror and have adapated to this kind of experience.
by UselessNerd March 11, 2009