Big daddy Trenton gets all the girls and has a 79 inch dick
Trenton... he got all the hoes and his dick is big
by Funny name definitions March 8, 2021
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1) A city in Central New Jersey, on the bank of the Delaware River. Similar to Camden, Newark and Irvington. Most parts are highly crime-ridden and burnt-out. The state capital of New Jersey.

2) A synonym for the corrupt, overspending, ineffective government of New Jersey, which is headquartered in the aforementioned city.
1) On my way to the statehouse, I got carjacked on Pennington Avenue in Trenton.

2) No one will be getting property tax rebate checks this year! The sales tax just went up. The state parks and DMV offices are closing. However, Trenton did manage to vote state workers a 7% pay raise. I'm moving to North Carolina!
by Uncle Lance July 8, 2009
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A person who is a rebound man gets hot girls for a day and then they touch his boner at lagoon and they break up with him and he owns a farm
Wow, look at the trenton geting his boner touched and owning a farm
by wow696915 November 1, 2011
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T-town, bitchezzz

In Pictou County, Nova Scotia.

Main attraction: Liquor store, and Youth Center.

Possibly the poorest town in Pictou County.

Often pronounced without the first 'n' by T-towners.

Trentoners are often loving the Shark Piss.
Trenton, duh.
by ttownbitchezz January 25, 2011
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Trenton drove. To ole girls house
by Dville trent March 25, 2018
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An extention of the word Trent as in the City of Trent with the "ton" added makes it Trentown or Trenton. There are at least 8 States in the U.S.A. that have a town called Trenton and one in Ontario, Canada.
If you take me to Trenton, make sure it's not the one in New Jersey.
by Trenton Sicola June 16, 2008
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A small city located in Wayne County in southeast Michigan. It has 19,584 residents. 96.9% white, 0.37% black, 0.41% native american, 0.78 % asian, 1.5 everything else. The city is known for its racism, an african american male moved to the city and had a cross burned on his front yard. As far as the city goes it is incredibly boring. The entire city is pretty much made up of boring old houses. It has a park named Elizabeth park where all the city youth go and get their drugs, the cops are seemingly oblivious to this. It brags because the very first A&W in the state of Michigan opened here in 1935 not that anyone else gives a shit. And every year they have a really gay scarecrow festival where people go and dress up like scarecrows and stuff hot dogs in their face and they also have an annual boat race where people pay 20 dollars to watch little speed boats do three small laps how lame is that. Their high school looks like shit, it hasnt had any updates whatsoever and the school district is always in debt. The kids in the school are snobby and rude. The boys in the school think they are so good at sports and talk alot of trash and the girls in the school are always fat and ugly. If I grew up in Trenton I would probably be embarassed.
Kid #1: Dude I heard there is going to be this big party at this kids house in Trenton and I heard alot of chicks are going to be there

Kid #2: Yeah fat ugly ones
by poopsmellsbad July 12, 2009
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