"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.
"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"
by Madness as a boy June 1, 2017
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A staged event not an actual event.
Define The police and fireman tell little yoohoos to play little games.. was there a real crime or was the disturbance of the sort staged??

Military laughs doesn't know shit about nothing

That's like another countries military entering our air space for example 10,000 signapore armed forces enter air space United States armed forces ntercepts not for drama but doing the showa lol

Theatrics for example total defense display i.e theatrics the watch should probably save theatrics for YouTube not for real life lol...
by theatricals October 12, 2022
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The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out

Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand
( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight
by Mr blue December 4, 2015
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