The Cheat 

Badass sidekick of Strong Bad.

The Cheat is a Badass.

The Cheat by D. Majors March 13, 2003

The Cheat 

The son-of-a-bitch who speaks ENglish worse than bub!

Dear the Cheat: Say "Douglas."

The Cheat by dj gs68 April 25, 2003

The Cheat 

I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse... at the cemetary.
'Cause once again that would mean that he's dead.

The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.
The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.
Hey, where'd this choir come from?
The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.
You guys sound great!

The Cheat by Anonymous July 30, 2003

The Cheat 

1) A creature who plays the drums and the piano, is yellow with black spots, looks like a cheese/anvil, is excellent with computers, is an ally of Strong Bad, lives in the King of Town's grill, won a Pizza Award for helping Strong Bad with "To the Limmet", smokes, has been spotted dancing with a Pikachu, cheats, and sleeps in one of Coach Z's lockers.

The Cheat by The Cheat's Financial advisor and top spy June 17, 2003

The Cheat 

A strange creature, probably from space. More popular than Strong Bad, though he won't admit it. Makes awesome music videos. Not to be confused with The Sneak.

Hey, The Cheat, have a trophy.

The Cheat by Upsilon July 19, 2003

The Cheat 

the best cheese/anvil/pikachu eater/pimp hybrid ever created

im so so glad the cheat is not dead... the cheat is not deaaaaaaaaaaaaad...im so glad the cheat is not dead

The Cheat by poopanater November 2, 2003

the Cheat 

the cheat is grounded!

we had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw light switch raves.

the Cheat by BMG December 18, 2002