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Ebenezer Splooge 

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."
Ebenezer Splooge by jkabat December 17, 2011

splooge-a-muffin

When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.

To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.

To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!

My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.

Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.
splooge-a-muffin by The SunMan November 22, 2011

splodgy sandwich 

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.

Sploopity Sploosh 

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker
When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"
Sploopity Sploosh by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

Sploominate 

To intentionally cum inside of a bitch with the hope of getting her pregnant.
Baby we ain't using condoms tonight I and gonna sploominate them guts on my momma!
Sploominate by Ranchgirls November 15, 2020

Splooge Deuce 

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.