When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.
"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.
by Anulgultch February 1, 2014
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1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.

2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)

Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.

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1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."

2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."
by Emily Adams June 24, 2020
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A sock puppet party is slang for an assault, usually these assaults are towards Butch Lesbians. These can be done by putting a heavy phallic object in a sock and beating said lesbian with sock.
A Sock Puppet Party is usually orchestrated by Incels or Neckbeards in Groups
by Grumpy Gril'la October 21, 2019
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The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.

Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?

Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021
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Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4. "It's Clintons fault."
5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move.

Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
George W Bush
Tony Snow
Every "Ditto-head"
Most christians
Almost all conservatives
ALmost all Republicans
by Bubba Backwater October 16, 2006
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A person who has a pink sock from puppetting pro-Russian propaganda.

A Commie Pinko or a cheerleader for Vladmir Putins war crimes against humanity.
Elon Musk is a Pink Sock Puppet. Daddy Vladdy's all in that ass up to his armpit.
by Man Of iLL Repute October 11, 2022
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a word used to describe a man stealing slut
sarah: im sorry to hear about those fish fillet sock puppets hailey and kylah i cant believe they stole your boyfriend from you like that

natalia: thank you they are such fish fillet sock puppets
by niallsbabe45 April 17, 2015
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