Severus Snape

The person involved in a 1337 flash movie dancing to an underrated Right Said Fred song. . .

I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. . .

by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 07, 2004

Severus Snape

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!

Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.

by *The one who stole his virtue* October 22, 2003

Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.

Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by hgdslkhg January 28, 2011

Severus Snape

Former Potions Master at Hogwarts but given the Defense Against The Dark Arts job in Book 6. Kills Dumbledore in Book 6 and returns to the Dark Lord.

Dumbledore: Severus.. please.
Snape: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Snape: Run Draco!

by Davado August 31, 2005

Severus Snape

See Butt Trumpet

Severus Snape is such a butt trumpet.

by Mrs Darren Criss April 13, 2011

Severus Snape

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.

Blub blub, BLUB!!!! BLUB!!!!

by D November 21, 2004

Severus Snape

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.

Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?

by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011