Parsons is a branch of The New School in Greenwhich Village, Manhatten. Parsons is a member of the Association of Independent Colleges of Art and Design (AICAD), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the United States. It's an art school famously known for it's fashion and located in the Garment District. It has been in Project Runway, and has a very large population of gay students. It has very competitive admissions, and excellent resources. The security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.
"Jenny the lunch lady from Parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!"

"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."
by floooop October 1, 2007
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A big community consists of highly socially conscious individuals, progressive LGBTQI+ friendly environment, also a big community of very poetic and creative misfits and rebels. However, New Schoolers usually just call each other unicorns instead.
Ex: These works and/or students are so socially aware and engaged, they must be from The New School!
by the-impossible November 7, 2018
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Founded in 1919 as The New School for Social Research and a refuge for iconoclastic thinkers and visionaries including Hannah Arendt and later James Baldwin, Lorraine Hansbury, John Cage and Bradley Cooper. Progressive thought leaders with impeccable style given Tom Ford too is an alumnus, intellectually adept, soulful observers of the human condition are embodied by many current students, faculty, and creative alumni, including Sufjan Stevens.
The New School is a refuge for critical thought and redemptive scholarship and art.
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No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
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Did you listen to thank u, deb?

Is that a School News song?
Yes, it is!
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when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
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