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The product of the circular candy Smarties after they have been liquified.
Boy:Red Bull tastes like a rainbow
Girl: No i think it tastes like the blood of a Klingon
Man: It's a bird, it's a plane.....
Woman: What is that?
Boy: No I think that is liquified Smarties!

(Then the boy realizes that he is all alone because Red Bull does F'ed up things to you when consumed)
red bull by B-Balla September 2, 2005
bad for u but its so good, diet red bull has 200 mg of sodium! great with vodka!
way better then any soda
red bull by chloe January 15, 2004
it among other energy drinks is wht keeps me alive and makes me jump higher at track meets!!!
"fuck! i'm having a red bull crash!!.." "COACH!!! WE NEED TO STOP AND GET MORE RED BULL!!!"
Red bull by shelbs May 13, 2005
Nectar of the frat boys, engineering and architecture students, and overworked hairdressers. Said to give you wings. Frankly? It tastes like liquid smarties, which isn't a good thing.
If Fred doesn't have his red bull, he won't be able to pass his business 101 class!
red bull by mollydolly April 17, 2008
An overly caffeinated energy drink that in marketing materials is purported to "Give you wings". In personal experience, you need at least 2 cans to feel any sort of energy-boosting effect.

Rumored to be made of Chuck Norris's urine, canned and carbonated.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine. He called it Red Bull.

Does Red Bull actually give you wings?

Lindsay Lohan swilled Red Bull when she was "sober".
Red Bull by Heather (Ya Know) January 12, 2008
An energy drink that comes in a small can and is in competition with some of the most popular brands. Its unique flavor makes up for its lack of size.
Person 1: hey what do you want to drink?

person 2: a red bull
red bull by lyndon K March 9, 2008