Mental Pygmy 

A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).

The mental pygmy just doesn't get it.
I'm fed up with explaining it to the mental pygmy.

Mental Pygmy by losconchosnos June 22, 2010

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck 

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.

Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003

deep water pygmy jew 

John Semeraro

John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew

deep water pygmy jew by Slumdogdillionaire October 4, 2017

social pygmy 

A person who spends way too much time online belittling others and refuses to admit that his real world problems are a result of his diminished social skills

Did you see that guy who spams everythread with retardness? He is a social pygmy

social pygmy by metsluver March 22, 2010

malnutritioned pygmy goat

Total RETARD. Basically.

God, You're such a malnutritioned pygmy goat.

malnutritioned pygmy goat by Crazy-sheep-girl August 3, 2006

chowder pygmy 

Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).

Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...

chowder pygmy by Amy Cain June 27, 2006

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025