by /bkhj May 16, 2011
"Dude, if you don't hide your phoner the teacher's going to know you've got a phone in your pocket."
by theman2134 May 13, 2010
"Phoner."
pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.
pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.
by spazrocker August 2, 2010
A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.
Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"
Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."
Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."
Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010
When your phone vibrates while in your pants.
by bringmesoup August 6, 2011
by Casey and Dean March 9, 2008
When you have to peek down at your cell phone, somewhere near your amazingly large genitals, just so the teacher doesn't see you have it out.
When you do this, you look like an idiot staring at their own crotch. In essence, you have a phoner.
When you do this, you look like an idiot staring at their own crotch. In essence, you have a phoner.
by Only Prophet November 9, 2011