tom pham

Verb. When for no reason one member of a group of friends refuses to partake in the evenings reasonably entertaining activities for some trivial, almost nonexistent reason. Whether it be im tired, i need a shower, or im on the last boss of god war, they all equally qualify.

Friend 1: ayo wanna chill with us tonight were rollin squad deep

Friend 2: ehhhh maybe idk im kinda tired

Friend 1: dude its friday night come on lets do something

Friend 2 : idk man i needa shower i might just chill at home tonight

Friend 1: Weeeeeeu your pulling a tom pham right now

by haaaack3r July 16, 2010

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long pham

A smart, intellectual beast that stops at nothing to destroy what comes in her way. Long is a savage, and will kill anybody to become the royal princess.

I wish the princess of my country was long Pham instead of the current boring one.

by TheMexicanPig March 6, 2015

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Dirty Pham

As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.

Hey this guy put a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him

by heavybird January 19, 2010

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