Oatmeal

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

Oatmeals

by Big John Redcorn April 18, 2016

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 24, 2003

Oatmeal. Penis

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 7, 2019

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019