Misconstrude as a "hick" state where they dont have cars or shit and ride horses all day, milking cows and shit. It's cold most of the year and America's outlet for Meth. Also, number 2 in binge drinking.
a.k.a. The Nodak, or the Dak
a.k.a. The Nodak, or the Dak
by TheLillah April 23, 2004
by Yandhi'ing November 20, 2022
The most useless fucking place in the United States. Known for it's....
So anyways, if you have a chance to go there, don't.
I'd rather live in purgatory than this useless turd of a chunk of frozen dirt on the nutsack of a camel. Honestly, I'm reading about how great North Dakota is, but nobody will say why. The only thing to do is underage drink. If you're not underage then you're pretty much fucked. After that the only thing to do is fuck goats and eat pickled fish shit. God damn it. North Dakota is the ball bag of America.
See: Herpes
So anyways, if you have a chance to go there, don't.
I'd rather live in purgatory than this useless turd of a chunk of frozen dirt on the nutsack of a camel. Honestly, I'm reading about how great North Dakota is, but nobody will say why. The only thing to do is underage drink. If you're not underage then you're pretty much fucked. After that the only thing to do is fuck goats and eat pickled fish shit. God damn it. North Dakota is the ball bag of America.
See: Herpes
Osama: "Hey, Let's bomb North Dakota."
Saddam: "Why the fuck would we bomb North Dakota? The only things that are there are trees and cow shit."
Osama: "We live in North Dakota."
Saddam: "Oh yeah."
Saddam: "Why the fuck would we bomb North Dakota? The only things that are there are trees and cow shit."
Osama: "We live in North Dakota."
Saddam: "Oh yeah."
by antinorthdakota August 28, 2009
39th State, Peace Garden State
Largest Cities: Fargo, and ummmmm Fargo.
State Motto: Better than Iowa.
State Flower: Wild Praire rose
State Tree: North Dakota has no trees.
Population: 642,200, 9.3 per sq. mile. Exaggerated US Census
Short description: North Dakota doesn't have a whole lot to offer unless you enjoy seeing nothing. A grass and wheat kind of Iowa if you will, with less hicks. Fargo is the center of everything in the state and is close enough to Minnesota that it should belong to them. The state has a number of college's notorious for their drinking, "nothing else to do." Yet this state's greatest claim to fame is the movie Fargo which only has about 10 minutes shot here. Yet as in the movie, North Dakota in the winter is a barren, frozen wasteland. Here the wind is always blowing, the grass is always growing, and the women are always moooing.
Largest Cities: Fargo, and ummmmm Fargo.
State Motto: Better than Iowa.
State Flower: Wild Praire rose
State Tree: North Dakota has no trees.
Population: 642,200, 9.3 per sq. mile. Exaggerated US Census
Short description: North Dakota doesn't have a whole lot to offer unless you enjoy seeing nothing. A grass and wheat kind of Iowa if you will, with less hicks. Fargo is the center of everything in the state and is close enough to Minnesota that it should belong to them. The state has a number of college's notorious for their drinking, "nothing else to do." Yet this state's greatest claim to fame is the movie Fargo which only has about 10 minutes shot here. Yet as in the movie, North Dakota in the winter is a barren, frozen wasteland. Here the wind is always blowing, the grass is always growing, and the women are always moooing.
by SeanMurface April 9, 2006
by Sam Baker November 20, 2006
by Casandshail September 18, 2020
The state we should give Canada because it's so lame and stupid. Where the people need to learn their correct vowel sounds because apparenly the "A" to them sounds like a "E". Where in the high schools everyone gets there friends to beat you up because there such pansies and don't know how to really fight. This is the state where ur friends parents are related to each other (more then likely there cousins). Where everyone that walks into the ER usually ends up in the mental Heath unit. This state is also like drug city, no one has anything else to go so they become druggies. The girls in north Dakota think its ok to go to the tanning bed every week then where a camo prom dress to the prom. This is also the state where everyone is 2 years behind on EVERYTHING! Oh and the people there are just a bag of rocks, pretty much use less. Where people don't have anything better to do then hang out at the mall that only has 5 stores. This is the place where if you tell someone a secret, well you might as well be telling the secret through the intercom because everyone will know it by the end of the day! Also the state where the weather is like a lottery ticket, you don't know if your going to win or loose, you don't know if it will be sunny one day then be blizzarding the next. Normal people have come to conclusion that when it comes to ND and mother nature.....she is always on crack sorta like the people! Hahaha yea I think this covers it all!!!!!!
North Dakota person: Do you need a beg?
Normal American: WTF, a what!?!?
North Dakota person: you know my beg....
Normal American: No actually I don't know, but I would like a bag. I'm not going to beg for a damn bag!
North Dakota person: what's a bag?
Normal American: *sighhh* I give up!
Normal American: WTF, a what!?!?
North Dakota person: you know my beg....
Normal American: No actually I don't know, but I would like a bag. I'm not going to beg for a damn bag!
North Dakota person: what's a bag?
Normal American: *sighhh* I give up!
by F*** north Dakota from M May 15, 2011