money 

Something that nobody seems to have.

Joe: Hello Bill, do you have any money?
Bill: No, what's that?
Joe: I don't know. I was trying to find out from you!

money by ETDragon March 6, 2013

money 

the reason paris hilton is famous

paris hilton has too much goddamn money

money by foreignlauren July 13, 2006

money 

A tool used to get what you want, when you want it

Ex. Celebrities

Celebrity: I told you I wanted my frappuccino with whipped cream; I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing.

Assistant: I'm sorry, I'll get the right one, and I just want it to be known that you don't pay me at all.

Celebrity: Did I ask for a moral, NO, so get me my FRAPPUCHINO

money by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

Money 

America's God.

I like Jesus, but only when I get money for liking him.

Money by TheAmazingSocialist June 2, 2009

money 

the stuff you put in a thong at the club

Do you have any money the stripper is getting mad.

money by ABC;;123 December 15, 2008

money 

A way to get humans to perform constructive (or sometimes destructive)tasks.

I used a whole lot of money to get that man to fix my house, but the same amount of money was used to persuade that man to break into Zale's and steal those diamonds for me.

money by Gopi D. January 2, 2004

Money 

the FALSE idea that anything can be equated to something else, when actually everything is priceless!!!

10 U.S. Dollars = 1 hour of your life
250 U.S. Dollars = 1 hour of someone else's life who is better than you

1 pound sterling = 1kg of beef
1 pound sterling = 3 kg of wood
3kg of wood = 10kg of sand
10 beaches = 3 rainforests
1 capitalism = 2 communisms
1 anger = 32 hopes

30 kg of wood = 1 hour of your life
money = slavery

Money by human beeing December 28, 2010