Money

The green stuff that lands chicks.

My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!

by IM IN DA MONEY July 08, 2003

Money

Something we all like to spend and some like to save.

Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!

by daileyd22 July 23, 2011

Money

A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has

Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."

by Benjabibble January 07, 2009

Money

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Money

The essance of life.

Trump~

Money is the essance of life

by Idiot57201 March 25, 2017

Money

i do not understand the concept of money. money isn’t real it’s just paper that the people in charge tell us that it matters and it actually has value but it doesn’t. “bUt deema moNey is valuable because without it you caNt eat” SHUT THE FUCK UP. it only matters because of capitalism and the money system that we as humans use. food, water, houses, clothes, and stuff that we use for hygiene should all be free because these are all basic necessities for living. we don’t need to PAY to eat. why should we work for food? we shouldn’t. we’re all playing pretend and the big and rich people make the rules that we “need” to follow- deema waleed @deema.alawadhi

Money is so imPorTant and ValuAblE

No bitch it’s just paper.

by Lonleyteddybear November 11, 2020

Money

The thing we wish we all had

Tom: I wish I had money
Sally: yeah bih you ain’t gettin none

by Thiccer than oatmeal May 19, 2018