Minecraft

Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.

A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.

by Logdotzip November 10, 2010

Minecraft

A game full of cubes! You can either be creative (d1), basic survival (d2) or even play online games with others! (d3)

D1
Creative mode

Do anything you want! Creative mode lets you Do anything you want! Flying,infinity blocks and get access to secret blocks/items! Be creative

D2
Survival mode

Survive! The final goal is to survive! Mining, going to nether, beat the wither, going to the end, defeating the ender dragon...Even making your own food supply! Don’t forget your shelter

D3
Servers

Hypixel! Mineplex! Public servers that let you play their mini games! Have fun!

Minecraft is indeed a very fun game

by Petroplayer728 February 16, 2019

Minecraft

A game that’s better than roblox
And it’s addictive

Mom: Tim stop playing that game we need to go to the mall
Kid ignores mom and keeps on playing
Mom: STOP PLAYING
Kid: but it’s Minecraft why don’t you play
Mom plays and becomes addictive

Mom: wow I’m stopping my drugs this is better
Kid: you take drugs?

by 8_9 December 26, 2017

Minecraft,

The best game ever

Justin bieber: Hey dude Play fortnite its so good!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP TIMMY I'M PLAYING minecraft,

by Keenerjackass October 20, 2019

Minecraft

A kick ass game that is being built slowly. The creator is notch, and he programs the game.

Person1: Hey.
Person2: Shut the fuck up! I'm playing Minecraft!

by Seelad June 10, 2010

Minecraft

The Greatest Game to ever be created.

Person 1: "What is the GOAT Game?"
Person 2: "Minecraft and it ain't even close"
Person 1: "Facts"

by UrGirlsFriend0 April 22, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where when you play it once, u will never go outside or get excersize again. It is like a cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures.

Friend: Hey dude lets go to a party. Lots of hot chicks there.

You: What server is it on?

Friend: What? Server?

You: Minecraft party's have to b on servers!

by Mikeandike123456789 December 13, 2010