acronym for Middle Lane Moron: a driver who does not keep to the inside lane unless overtaking on a multi-lane highway, in countries where this rule applies (mostly used in the uk), sticking religiously to the middle lane instead. MLM's cause frustration or even road rage to other drivers who are driving faster (for typical MLM's, this is most drivers), as passing them requires superfluous lane changes and inefficient use of the road (passing on an inside lane, or 'undertaking', is illegal), causing congestion. Also known as members of the MLOC (middle lane owner's club). Related - and even worse - are OLM's (outside lane morons), who stick to the outside lane, as legally passing is impossible.
forum member #1: What driving habit annoys you the most?
forum member #2: MLM's. Get back in the f**king inside lane where you belong you t**t
(for an example of a OLM causing road rage google "ferrari 458 rams fiat 600 driver off road)
forum member #2: MLM's. Get back in the f**king inside lane where you belong you t**t
(for an example of a OLM causing road rage google "ferrari 458 rams fiat 600 driver off road)
by nuclear coffee January 5, 2011
Girl:“What does MLM mean? Everyone’s talking about it”
Girl 2 : “ it means muslim lives matter , people need to talk about it more.
Girl 2 : “ it means muslim lives matter , people need to talk about it more.
by weewee1 September 25, 2020
by crazylife October 16, 2013
A person who makes his living by dragging his faithful downline from one internet opportunity to the next. These people have a charismatic personality and are convincing when they tell you they want everyone to earn money. The truth is, as long as they are profiting they don't care how much their downline loses.
MLM Pimps have an established downline who will join most anything that is recomended to them by their MLM Pimp.
by Catty Shaq January 14, 2005
Internet Multi-Level Marketing. Describes a large segment of online "how to make money online" tutorials, which involve getting a mark involved with the affiliate marketing industry. Ironically, these tutorials themselves include affiliate links to products which are directed to people getting started in affiliate marketing. The Internet MLMer gets paid when a mark signs up for the paid services through his affiliate links.
Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.
Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.
Jesse wants to quit his day job after watching an Internet MLMer's YouTube video on how to make money online. But first, he needs to buy ClickMagic, GetResponse, LeadPages, and 50onRed. Make sure you click my links below for a special discount, and sign up for my mailing list for a free e-book guide.
by reversengineer December 31, 2016
Tiktok mlms are young transmasc gays (they just call themselves 'mlm' instead of gay though) who are unknowingly misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, and racist. They are ALWAYS complaining about 'yaoi', fujoshi, the boyfriends webtoon, and women in fandoms. They spread a lot of misinformation & never do any research while unintentionally getting most of their knowledge from anti-fujoshi TERFs.
Guy 1: Someone called me a "nasty fujoshit" and an "mlm fetishizer" on tiktok for posting BL once.
Guy 2: Don't they know that you're a trans man? They sound like a TERF...
Guy 1: They were just a tiktok mlm, not a TERF. Though both communities act very similarly.
Guy 2: I guess that makes sense since most tiktok mlms get their arguments & info from TERFs, lol.
Guy 2: Don't they know that you're a trans man? They sound like a TERF...
Guy 1: They were just a tiktok mlm, not a TERF. Though both communities act very similarly.
Guy 2: I guess that makes sense since most tiktok mlms get their arguments & info from TERFs, lol.
by yaoiseme0022 February 15, 2023