The biggest goon of them all. Trappin and scrappin. Swagged up to the top and based till the death. Everyone loves him no matter what. He satisfies the ladies and pulls like, Tug-Of-War. No one can come close to being a, "Kristian". He's one of a kind and hard to find, so if you see one around, tell them hello. A "Kristian" is rather social, funny, smart, outgoing, and athletic. Just don't get him confused on bad days, otherwise, you'll be squabbin with him. Don't mess with his Polo Ralph Lauren and you'll be really good friends. All in all, he's the bestestfriend you'll ever meet and someone you want to be around.
Omaigawd it's, Kristian, I'm blessed!
Have you seen his swag?
Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?
He be pullin.
Goon shit.
Have you seen his swag?
Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?
He be pullin.
Goon shit.
by Anonymous-K September 15, 2011
A beautiful, smart, sexy girl. She loves food and loves music. Sometimes she is sexually but not always. Guys always want her and drool over her. Girls wish they were her. People love her.
Guy #1: Kristian is so fine.
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight
by Password lol December 20, 2016
by t1no April 11, 2018
by SaymanOnOx99 November 8, 2019
The most loyal, caring, amazing guy in the world. You are really extremely lucky to come across one! The are peng AF, I love the one I'm lucky to have. Never let go of him because they are usually the best people ever! They usually they have a six pack , and guns . I think he's the most loving person I have ever been lucky enough to meet!!
I love Kristian!
by BOO_OF_A_K November 2, 2018
by yoongi'sbitch June 17, 2021
Kristian is the most amazing man. Hope is so lucky to have him in her life. It was like nothing before him made sense after that very first time she gazed into his deep green eyes! :) oh how he makes the world seem like it's not such a bad place, that there are better days ahead of us, that the grass is greener on the other side of the rainbow and he's going to show her how to get there, just so he can spend his days giving giving her a love she's never felt, a lover, a partner, she will never have to worry about loosing or not being there. Where they will then begin their extraordinary, unimaginable, breathe taking journey to building a life they've only dreamt about. Kristian never let's her down and proves he's a man worth loving, he's dependable, honest, genuinely kind, and even though he's got a different way of thinking, he's extremely intelligent and creative when you least expect it or when you have no idea who, what, when, where, why, or even how to go forward, he'll show you in the most spectacular way. Kristian is the definition of all that is love. Hope will forever be blessed by having such a wonderful strong man in her life. Kristian will not live down to his name, but will most likely exceed any expectations, descriptions, or personal opinions one might have of him. Kristian is loved more than all that is good and holy, and will forever have Hope to call his own. She will be his future as he will be hers 💙🥰💙
Kristian is the most amazing man. Hope is so lucky to have him in her life. It was like nothing before him made sense after that very first time she gazed into his deep green eyes! :) oh how he makes the world seem like it's not such a bad place, that there are better days ahead of us, that the grass is greener on the other side of the rainbow and he's going to show her how to get there, just so he can spend his days giving giving her a love she's never felt, a lover, a partner, she will never have to worry about loosing or not being there. Where they will then begin their extraordinary, unimaginable, breathe taking journey to building a life they've only dreamt about. Kristian never let's her down and proves he's a man worth loving, he's dependable, honest, genuinely kind, and even though he's got a different way of thinking, he's extremely intelligent and creative when you least expect it or when you have no idea who, what, when, where, why, or even how to go forward, he'll show you in the most spectacular way. Kristian is the definition of all that is love. Hope will forever be blessed by having such a wonderful strong man in her life. Kristian will not live down to his name, but will most likely exceed any expectations, descriptions, or personal opinions one might have of him. Kristian is loved more than all that is good and holy, and will forever have Hope to call his own. She will be his future as he will be hers 💙🥰💙
by James dickweed December 30, 2021