Keenan is an interesting and intriguing guy despite his apparent boring life. He has a sense of humor so bad that it’s good and if he has a secret, he’ll build it up as high as he can, then never tell you. Keenan always has some kind of ache or pain no matter how youthful he is and he basically coined the name “old man”. He some how is able to be simultaneously flamboyant and social while being painfully awkward and anxious. A Keenan is a super nerdy, dorky, loser, but it’s what adds to his shitty, almost non-existant charm. If you slip up even once in front of a Keenan you’ll be left teased forever and you can never live it down. Overall, Keenans are an 8/10; minus one point for the secrets, minus another for the shitty nicknames you’ll get stuck with.
by 2:00AM February 23, 2018
by Alex Fagerson April 12, 2007
A keenan is a boy when you first meet you will find as a best friend IMMEDIATELY. But then a keenan can also stab you in the back , a keenan is very funny , he is the cutest guy you will ever meet .
by Alli vlogs November 29, 2018
On the surface, Keenan is a charming boy-next-door type with good manners and nice hair but he is secretly a fck boy with no personality or substantial interests. He's definitely into soccer and/or ultimate frisbee. Probably in a frat or douchey jock group. He's {nice enough} on the outside but has no actual depth of character. Desperate to "hang" with girls but is incapable of commitment. Kinda cute but ultimately boring af
by camambertdenormandie November 17, 2019
super hot, talented, amazing at sports, and most popular at ur school. watch out because if you have a girl he might steal ;). keenan also originates from the the irish word warrior. most people also love from his amazing body and beautiful eyes and for him being the stupid funny one there.
by keenan_d24 June 22, 2019
Gay, chubby, fat, noncinator 3000 and 7
He is an unwankable person as his nob is so tiny. No joke.
Example 8-D size
He is an unwankable person as his nob is so tiny. No joke.
Example 8-D size
by Stella... "You have no hope" May 25, 2020