Kansas Steamer 

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

Kansas Steamer by epausti November 13, 2023

Kansas Steamer 

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

Kansas Steamer by epausti December 7, 2023

Kansas Somersault

Partner 1 lays on their back outside, preferably nude. Partner 2, also nude, performs a somersault, while urinating, over Partner 1. Usually performed in a open field on a sunny day.

Danielle and I were having a picnic in the park on a nice summer day when she asked for a Kansas Somersault.

Kansas Somersault by Dickblowcheese May 24, 2025

kansas city shuffle 

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.

You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry

kansas city shuffle by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016

kansas city steamer 

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

kansas city steamer by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

kansas city shuffle 

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.

When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.

kansas city shuffle by Maness May 14, 2006

kansas city shuffle 

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::

kansas city shuffle by Midboss December 10, 2006