An guy who smells like shit and is know for Making weird sounds and does very bad jokes
That’s Johan stay away from him he is like an bubbelgum and Will not leave you alone he is from Malmö and gay
by Nonono gay May 8, 2020
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Johan is a male name which is more popular in England ,Germany and Sweden. Johan is such a romantic guy with his partner.love from a Johan is very special.but it’s a huge sin that breaking a Heart of a Johan. He looks very tough but cool inside. You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan.
Egg- “He’s such a Johan “
by Kane walker July 16, 2019
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Johan is a well known STD usally found amongst transvestite dancers and dwarfes.
"Oh shit Margaret u got the Johan?!"
"I´m sorry to tell you but you have........Johan"
by Dildohunter123 December 1, 2015
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He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beast🤘
Omg is that Johan, wow he's so cool!
by Chaitanya1234 April 29, 2019
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It's a name, you fucking dimwit. What, did you think I was gonna blow smoke up your ass and give you a happy ending too? Go fuck yourself.
guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.
by sploogecumgod August 4, 2023
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Another word for CrackHead/Cracker. If a Johan sees this he will cry thinking hes a crackhead
David: Did you see that Johan the other day?

Leith: That guy that was doing crack down the street?

David: Yeah, i wonder if that Pundare will ever make it

Leith: May god help all the Johans
by chingchongchinamana May 17, 2022
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a Johan is a person who acts like a johnne
Person 1: Omg Bjørn is such a Johan right now.
Person 2: Yes i know, he's been acting like a johnne all day!
by JohanJohansen November 1, 2022
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