Jizz

to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"

hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face

by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 30, 2011

Jizz

Same thing.

A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."

by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009

Jizz

Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.

Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).

by South Street November 12, 2011

Jizz

to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.

Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!

Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.

by Nickolai Peropo February 12, 2008

Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 03, 2014

Jizz

Jizz is both the cum of a dude and the natural lubricant of a dudette.

DUDE! I jizzed all over my cat...

by Katerungl November 09, 2017

Jizz

The 'vibe' of a bird, as used in early 1900s birding texts.

I like the jizz of that bird, it is almost pheasant-like.

by Pedro_the_Penguin September 07, 2020