i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriendgiving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.
A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.