Jack Johnsoned

When one listens to the same song or artist in excess, and grows tired of it.

"I used to like that song, but then I Jack Johnsoned it..."

by Smelly Tired Nerd July 11, 2008

jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

by lizzlemynizzle July 24, 2005

jack johnson

In WWI, a nickname for artillery shells. The name was mostly used by the Canadian soldiers.

The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton

by K to the C October 24, 2006

Black Jack Johnson

Mos Def's rap-rock band. You can hear Black Jack Johnson on the song Ghetto Rock which is on Mos's album The New Danger.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Mos Def started a band?
P 2: Yeah, Black Jack Johnson, I heard he did it because he says that Rock bands have no soul like Limp Bizkit.

by Block Rock December 27, 2006

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

by TheDailyOne November 25, 2015

Jack Edward Johnson

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs

Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever

by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014

Jack Your Johnson

Check out my personal fav. masturbation

"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."

by Billy Webbs April 20, 2008