Gustav 

When you see him for the time you'll be in shock since his head is an literal egg! His parents are chickens but with that giant head, he is pretty smart, gotta say that. He is a really good friend but can sometimes be annoying. He be like, they see me cracking, from the wall... He can sometimes also be a real pussy, but otherwise he's a good guy...

Ohh, look at that weirdo over their with that weird head!!
Hey, that's Gustav, the school's pussy.

Hope no one smashes that egg off his head..

(He does not have an egg head or a big head. this is for comedy purposes ONLY)

Gustav by Apple cookie master November 22, 2019

Gustav 

Gustav is a name that means penis

I have a Gustav

Your Gustav is so smal

Gustav by Gustav December 11, 2016

Gustav 

The sexiest guy you have ever seen. Not even God can beat his awesomness. But when you think you can just call him sexy and leave, you're dead. He doesnt stop until you two are in the bed.

Did you really think it stopped there. He also loves the best team in the world. DIF

God Gustav

Gustav by Gustavramso December 13, 2016

Gustav 

a disgusting induvideal there can't spell for shit and is stupid and wrong. he is also not good at making big letters, because he has small weewee. i am of course of the highest intilectual when saying this. thx for the reads bois.
gustav is an ass and not the nice kinda ass. also, he has small weewee.

Person: "Remember Gustav, he's so nice!"
An intullectuel: "NO HE IS STOOPID! FUK HIM."

Gustav by smallpeewee September 6, 2017

Gustav 

Gustav is a person with a big Dick and large testicales and Can please any women. His cock i so big that every women that touches it gets stunned becuase its so big and he is great with his mouth against pussies and asses

Is that Gustav?

Yes he got a big dick

Gustav by Bigdickpussylicker3560 February 9, 2018

Gustav 

A Guy who Cant eat bred. Often gets ofended and is kind of ugly. Often known as gluten

You:Hey Gustav do you want a sandwich?
Gustav: No i Cant eat that and stop caling me gluten!!

Gustav by Slickvic777 May 3, 2018

Gustav 

jeiner

"Gustav Melker pølsemix"

Gustav by seje karl June 8, 2018