Guam

A tropical island in the Pacific inhabited by a primitive people who wear grass skirts, live in huts on the beach, make human sacrifices to their local deity, and eat the unsuspecting American tourists that come to visit... according to American mainlanders that have never even been to Guam.

Note: Guamanians will not actually eat you... unless you piss them off. Otherwise, they'll probably feed you kick-ass barbecue and you'll live happily ever after.

Dan: Hey, is Harry back from his island vacation in Guam yet?
John: No. Did you hear?
Dan: What?
John: They used him for a sacrifice and then they ate his body.
Dan: Holy sh*t!

Harry: Hey guys, what's up?

by ImFromGuam September 2, 2012

Guam

An island that has fantastic beaches, great food and friendly natives. Fact: The island has over a million Japanese vacationers a year. Very significant considering the size of the island, which is approximately 212 sq miles. Guam is overrun by other nationalities because of unintelligent and noninclusive wording within US immigration laws, which do nothing for small islands. Fact: the natives hold less than half of the entire population. A place where a severe lack of foresight and planning by the USA has resulted in a welfare dependency for many islanders. Fact: Many public assistance programs available in the US, are available to locals as well. Guam is a small island where the shit crap America is known for around the world- is most evident. Case and point- The diet has changed significantly, since the arrival of the American high-fat/fast food diet. Much of hard working values instilled in their culture has disappeared in place of the "couch potato" culture of the US. Many of the natives no longer hold traditional lands, due to the land grab of the US Military during the post-WWII era. This has led to many impoverished natives who were forced to resort to land squatting or renting. The entire world calls America dumb, except for America itself. America calls Guam dumb. Guam, along with the entire world calls America dumb. Does anyone else see the irony of this?

USA: Guam? Is that the shit hole island that nobody likes and is full of lazy, fat, dumb idiots?
WORLD: Um...you fucken idiot America. Why did you just describe yourself? Please shut up, you substandard scoring, uneducated, imbred 13 colonies hick.
USA: Fuck you! I'm a big, bad, war machine! I'll kill you all!
RUSSIA: Try it, bitch... I still have all my cold war missiles.
CHINA: Try it, bitch... You already owe me billions. I got you by the balls with my kung fu grip.
Guam: Anyone want BBQ? It's delicious. America gave me a welfare check for taking all my land. Stupid America....

by anothrdumbmnlnder January 9, 2012

Guam

Guam is a beautiful island located in the South Pacific Ocean. With its beautiful sandy beaches and warm weather, it is known for its humble and welcoming people. Guam is a U.S. Territory alongside Puerto Rico. The people of Guam speak English just as Americans do in the United States. The island is not a Third World Country. People there are not suffering from lack of food, shelter or money. Guam is a well-developed island and if anyone visits Guam, they will learn how respectable and religious the people are there. They know what it means to be a Family and treat each other like it. They are very generous people and welcome all to their humble abodes. Guam is definitely "Where America's Day Begins".

Guam

by Liz S January 8, 2012

Guam

When someone lives or is somewhere a great distance away from you.

Charlie called me to pick him Up, but he's all the way out in Guam. I don't have the gas for that ride!

by Lauthegreat December 5, 2011

Guam

For you stateside fuckheads! Look in the mirror before you judge!

"Today, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) released its second annual report on the most corrupt members of Congress entitled Beyond DeLay: The 20 Most Corrupt Members of Congress (and five to watch). This encyclopedic report on corruption in the 109th Congress documents the egregious, unethical and possibly illegal activities of the most tainted members of Congress. CREW has compiled the members’ transgressions and analyzed them in light of federal laws and congressional rules.

CREW’s Most Corrupt Members of Congress:
Members of the Senate:

Conrad Burns (R-MT)
Bill Frist (R-TN)
Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Members of the House:

Alan Mollohan (D-WV)
Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO)
Ken Calvert (R-CA)
Richard Pombo (R-CA)
John Doolittle (R-CA)
Rick Renzi (R-AZ)
Tom Feeney (R-FL)
Pete Sessions (R-TX)
Katherine Harris (R-FL)
John Sweeney (R-NY)
William Jefferson (D-LA)
Charles Taylor (R-NC)
Jerry Lewis (R-CA)
Maxine Waters (D-CA)
Gary Miller (R-CA)
Curt Weldon (R-PA)
Five Members to Watch:

Chris Cannon (R-UT)
J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ)
Dennis Hastert (R-IL)
John Murtha (D-PA)
Don Sherwood (R-PA)

Corruption is everywhere! Even in your own damn home state! Geez, the ignorance nowadays! That's right, look up that word.

Guam is so corrupt, but my state is not!

by dizzy21 January 10, 2012

Guam

Island in the Pacific that is a US Territory. Also the island that representative Hank Johnson of Georgia thought would capsize due to overpopulation.

Representative Hank Johnson during an Armed Services Committee meeting in 2014: "My fear is that the whole island (Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

by rESpeK My nAme. May 12, 2016

Guam

Messed up on drugs or a random word for anger

yo bro im so guammed

by Vinny Motherfucking Tenaglia February 20, 2005