A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.
Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"
"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"
"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"
"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 25, 2008
One who is most thick, they may have bad wifi but don't let that fool you as they are skilled in tactical voice changes. They are one of the squeak lords. They are known for failing clutches due to lag.
by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017
A raccoon or two that has been shoved up a mans anus and has died and started to decompose somewhat resembling golem
by Clifford the big red asshole June 17, 2020
"I just spawned in a snow golem, its crazy how accurate they are to real life." "Yeah they really are the coolest."
by notasnowgolem October 28, 2021
by smurf August 18, 2004
A big brainless nigger with shit-colored skin which a coward, mostly kike uses as an bodyguard or personal gorilla
by Joujoumajniga July 20, 2019