Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height

Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.

by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020

Dylan Geiger

The embodiment of “cringe”.

Everything Dylan Geiger says is cringe.

by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020

Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

by Tallness October 29, 2009