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Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.
Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023
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Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height
Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.
by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020
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Geiger

A TEACHER PLEASE PLEASE DONT DO THIS
MS GEIGER
by Desk:) August 22, 2022
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Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"
by Tallness October 29, 2009
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