Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
Get the gastronomical Geiger countermug. The embodiment of “cringe”.
by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020
Get the Dylan Geigermug. Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023
Get the Geiger Countermug. A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
by Tallness October 29, 2009
Get the Geiger's Lawmug.