by DaMAN November 2, 2003
A weasellike, usually albino mammal
or
a small dizzy smiley blonde from somerset...often to be found with a hayner
or
a small dizzy smiley blonde from somerset...often to be found with a hayner
by tclub August 20, 2003
A strange and dangerous male who may pose a threat to small children, particularly due to his diminuative stature. So named after the original "Ferret", 3 times paedophile "Mr.S.Meechan", codename Stuart.
by raphael de ridder December 13, 2007
Kristinia- DID YOU SEE RYAN'S NEW HAIR CUT? IT'S A FERRET!
Doug- Really? I just thought he put a ferret on his head and walked to school today.
Doug- Really? I just thought he put a ferret on his head and walked to school today.
by Ferretqueer April 26, 2010
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
by Gueethepagan May 4, 2005
Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.
Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!
David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.
Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.
Michael: What a terrible idea...
David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.
Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.
Michael: What a terrible idea...
by T. Dub! November 16, 2011