fard

Fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you're ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart" and "nards"

Will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his buttocks prior to launching a massive fart. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct "fard" sensation.

by Fardtron October 22, 2013

fard

When a guy cums out of his anus instead of his dick.

"Ohmygoodness Willis did you just fard?"

by theninjaeatspoop August 26, 2011

fard

While "retard" is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to "functioning" mentally handicapped people. So, "functioning retards" are also known as "fards".

The idiot my boss hired to handle the department budget is a complete fard.

by GOPfan May 13, 2011

fard

a fart that comes from a lesbians anus; usually extremely smelly and foul, and clears the room within seconds.


any questions, use these: lesbian fart karen dyke smell

"Dude, it smelt like shit covered in shit in there."
"I know. Karen must have farded again."


further links: lesbian fart karen dyke smell

by alphabetMANN March 1, 2009

fard

1. A beige-colored paste used in Middle-Eastern cooking.

2. One word used to annoy another.

1. \'Too much fard was used in the food, making it taste bad.\'

2. \'Fard.\'

by Eraserhead April 26, 2005

Farded

An Americans pronunciation of Farted

"The Dennis just farded (The Dentist just farted)".

by Poochie Long August 29, 2009

fard

Cool, sweet, awesome, shibby....
You name it, it defines it.

You are a fard person.

by Emily April 13, 2005